www.Shizaya.org - Chapter.2

Shizuo growled at him, about ready to snap when he remembered those pages, and although the memory caused him to blush, it gave him an idea. So he let go of the sign and took one step forward.
"I see... So Iza-chan~ must be embarrassed after all. He must really like playing the girl." He leered at Izaya's back with such a serious expression it was scary, although he was really just trying not to blush or laugh.


Izaya stopped in his movements and turned around glaring at the blond man.
"Like playing the girl? Did you hit your head or something or did the last part of your brain got smashed out by some truck~? What gave you the impression I like it? And I said clearly I don't like you that way~"
Shizuo's expression went from stiff to smug. He loooved that glare, he really did... No smirking... Such improvement! "Oh right, and You'd clearly never respond to something like Iza-chan, now would you? And yeah, for some odd reason those tend to run into me a lot. Must be the result of somebody's sick obsession."


Izaya went silent for a few seconds. He then shot Shizuo an evil smile which clearly read: 'I wish you would die right now'.
The man got on his nerves and he was close to let anything slip from his mouth the other doesn't need to know. "Ne, Shizu-chan~ Like I care about anything that comes from your mouth. I am bored of you, I will leave you alone with your porn page now." -at that you could see a slight hint of blush on his face- "Have lots of fun with Erika-san fangirling over those fanfics~"

"That's n-" -Wait, was that considered porn? Sure looked like it... Kinda. Either way, he didn't read it! He looked annoyed again; hiding his emotions was quite the near-impossible quest for Shizuo. He took a few second to come up with something. Oh... Was that a blush?- "How come Shinra always kept telling me how smart you are when you don't even get something this simple? There's no way in hell I would behave like that," -he pointed to Erika- "over anything."


Izaya smirked at Shizuo. He was about to win the upper hand again when-

Erika: "Aw, come on Shizuo! You sure are hiding your sensitive side just like Izaya does! You know, I know his dollar's usernames after he used them to write me what a shitty page I published in my guestbook~ And that I should shut it down cuz' you never know what could happen – just like he treated me before- But he didn't know that my page saves every username and the time it stayed on my page~ Wanna guess how long Shizu-chan?" She smirked at Shizuo. She was too afraid to look at Izaya right now.


Shizuo's face flushed bright red. Too many small secrets being revealed in a short time. "I ain't hiding anything!" He as soon as he heard the statement. But, he was curious, so he asked. "How long?"

"Erika, if you know what good is for you keep quiet." Izaya smiled evilly at the girl who started to lightly shiver and cling hard to Kadota's arm again to get the courage to answer. "Uh U-under the names was his main username too, that's why I found out." She ignored the treating stare of Izaya and gulped willing to finish what she began. But her confidence was gone so she yelled the last part loud enough so that no one could miss hear it.


"H-HE STAYED FOR THREE HOURS!"


Shizuo laughed, in a rather childish way. "Three hours, really Izaya? Pfft." He chuckled again. "Just how many of those things did you read huh~?" He even forgot to call him by some insulting name...
Izaya stood still unable to produce an answer to fire back and make this moment less embarrassed. In anger he threw a knife after Shizuo's head which only slightly missed him. His walls he made up around him got shattered so instead of answering him he turned around and dashed away.


Shizuo stepped aside, looking at the knife stuck in the sign behind him. That bastard. "IZAYAA!" Without a moment of hesitation nor logical thinking, he chased after him. Grabbing the first best heavy object he found on the way, and flinging it towards Izaya, in the care an abandoned bike.

In a swift move he dodged the bike and ran into the next allay. To his misfortune it was a dead end as he realized after entering. Being sure that the debt collector was close behind him he walked to the middle of the allay, turned around and put out his pocket-knife, ready to go against the man.
Shizuo ran after him, nearly slipping and skidding to a stop when he saw the dead end, and the knife. He grinned, the usual, somewhat scary, way. "Got yourself cornered huh." He walked up to Izaya, more or less relaxed, though his fists were clenched.


Izaya put on his trademark smile and waved a little with his knife. "Well, isn't it funnier this way? Don't you think so too, Shizu-chan~?" He slurred out the last syllable.
Shizuo's expression darkened noticeably. "Damned Flea, what's fun about this? Do you WANT to be killed?" As he came up closer the blond had an epiphany. "Or, Do you want it to be ME~?"

Izaya brightened up after Shizuo's last question. "Are you asking me to kill you Shizu-chan? I would loooove to! Then the monster would finally leave my world full of my beloved humans~." He pointed the knife directly in front of Shizuo's chest where his heart lied.


Shizuo frowned at the knife but honestly, he didn't really care. He used to get pretty damn scared whenever Izaya did that...But he'd gotten used to it a long time ago. "That's not what I said." He still inched closer. Izaya started to sweat a little. It was hard for him to focus on the conversation. All he wanted was to finally disappear from here before the blond dug to deep into his mind. Without thinking everything through he asked the blond." Hah? What did you say then again? Shizu-chan better speeds up now, I really don't have time to deal with you any longer~!"


Unconsciously, Shizuo did exactly as Izaya told him too. He sped up, taking long steps forward and grabbing a wrist of the hand that was holding the knife. "And you call me an idiot? I asked you if you wanted me to be the one that kills you, rather than some unnamed scumbag." He shouted in Izaya's face, with a mixture of anger and utter confusing.

Izaya shuttered. How could he misunderstand that protozoan? But he sure had some very simple way in speaking which easily leads to misunderstandings. "I don' intend in dying so soon Shizu-chan~"
He tried to free his hand but he couldn't win against the iron grip of Shizuo. He sighed in defeat. "But if I would let someone kill me I would rather want it to be you than one of my beloved humans."


Shizuo smiled. "I knew it." He then looked At Izaya for a bit. 'This is not good... Why do I keep thinking about that.... Stop stop stop! Stupid thoughts, go away!' He frowned, trying to gain control of his own thoughts. "You..."
Upon seeing Shizuo being distracted by his own thoughts he took his chance and swung his knife across Shizuo's chest cutting his bartender uniform ever so often. After admiring his work for two seconds he started smirking. "I? I what? Hn, Shizu-chan? Problems at focusing on one little sentence again? "


Shizuo glared at him. He then sighed deeply. "Really, this again? You've been doing the same thing for a while... out of ideas, Iza-chan~?"
Now it was Izaya's turn to glare. This man couldn't leave him alone, could he? Any other day when Shizuo could be calm for a longer period than normally he would love to bug this monster more but after those images wouldn't leave his mind so soon he needed to annoy him fast so that he wouldn't pay attention to his surroundings anymore and made it easier for Izaya to disappear. "Oh~ I have a lot ideas of what to do with this knife but I don't feel like showing a stupid brut~"


"... Annoying...." Shizuo then chuckled out of nowhere, caught in his thought again. "You really would do well in a dress! Hormonal like a girl in her period..."

Izaya went silent and his smile fell. Did this protozoan just really say... "Eh?" This was all Izaya could manage out. He then remembered a fanfic where 'he' turned on Shizuo with a maid-dress and that with huge success... which didn't really matter right now! He had to get away from here. Fast... His face felt a little hot, was he getting a cold?


Shizuo's face first fell to surprise and then to a wide grin. "Izaya-kuuun~ Is that, a blush?"



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